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Before You Go... Have You Heard The One About The Shepherd And The Consultant?
A shepherd and his flock are
crossing a remote road when a BMW speeds around a corner and stops in front of
them. The driver, a young man in a Hugo Boss suit, Prada shoes, and Revo
sunglasses, leans out the window grinning and asks, "If I tell you exactly
how many sheep are in your flock, can I have one?"
The shepherd looks at him and
The man whips out his laptop,
connects to a cell phone, links to a NASA Internet page where he calls up a GPS
satellite system, scans the area, then opens a database and spreadsheet with
various formulas. He sends an email on his PDA and moments later receives a
response. He then prints out a report on his mini printer, turns to the shepherd
and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep."
"That is correct,"
says the shepherd. "Take one of the sheep." The young man picks up
one of the animals and puts it in his car. Then the shepherd says, "If I
tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?"
"Okay, why not,"
answers the young man.
"Obviously you are a
consultant," says the shepherd.
"You got it," says
the young man. "How'd you know?"
"Well, you turned up here
although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already know,
to a question I never asked, and you don't know diddly about my business. Now
give me back my dog."
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